We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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