Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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