All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
