she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How's work?
Spinning.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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