she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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