Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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