Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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