her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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