I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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