make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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