4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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