I think I just saw someone hide a body.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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