ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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