Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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