So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
do nipples grow back?
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