I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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