You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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