what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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