I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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