god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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