Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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