Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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