Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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