sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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