i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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