There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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