I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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