Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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