Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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