PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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