Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
and you fell through a lawn chair
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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