I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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