Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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