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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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