How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
