you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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