So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I would fuck him just for his dog
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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