whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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