Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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