remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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