? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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