Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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