For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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