Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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