btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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