how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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