I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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