i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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