in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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