Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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